Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Episode # 504 - December 18th, 2018

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7 comments:

RBS7079 said...

.....well, the expected Christmas episode; a LOT going on here:

1. First off, I think this is the BEST Steve's EVER looked! the tight, HOT-ASS jeans (panel 5), and the pulled back ponytaiiled hair, REALLY suit him!! ; )

2. Price may be wearing the prerequisite 'Ugly Christmas Sweater', but DANG, if he doesn't look GREAT in it (panel 4), albeit still snotty!: )

3. Leave it to Drew, to steal the attention away in his Christmas Boxers; ..gotta admit, he's ALWAYS the Life O' the Party! and WHERE IS BREYER!? if Frosty can show up.... >: (

4. Steve's NEVER wrong with his 'higher authority' predictions, so it remains to be seen with Jaime coming back; I think he may sort out his TRUE feelings, and it may NOT benefit Brad and his newly minted 'outness', so I hope Brad doesn't fall back into his chaste demeanor...especially with an ASS like that in panel 5, GRROWWWLL!!

Happy Xmas, all, slap the one you love on the ass, and GET to IT!
(....except Mom, she won't like that....ha-HAAA!!)

CHOW! ; )

Mark said...

Jesus Christ, Kyle. The holidays are the absolute WORST time to be a Food Nazi. For a guy who's tolerant literally to a fault, what a bizarre line to draw in the sand. If Ms. Graham tried to tell me I couldn't use granulated sugar in MY chocolate chip cookies, there would be flour flying in that kitchen, among other things!

I guess I was bad this year, cause Santa didn't bring me what I want for Christmas. Take your pants off, Brad! How you gonna let Drew walk around in his underwear while you keep your tighty-whities covered up? What a grinch.

Happy Holidays Greg, and to all the B&B readers! Here's my favorite thumbprint cookie recipe (don't you dare use maple syrup!):


1 3/4 c. all-purpose flour

1/2 tsp. baking powder

1/2 tsp. kosher salt

3/4 c. (1 1/2 sticks) butter, softened

1/2 c. granulated sugar

1 large egg

1 tsp. pure vanilla extract

Assorted jams, for filling cookies (my mom used to use apricot for some, just to provide contrast, but everyone knows that the raspberry and strawberry ones are the best. If you're feeling adventurous, use mango habanero jam or pepper jam for some! They're delicious!)


Directions

1. Preheat oven to 350º and line two baking sheets with parchment. In a
large bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt.

2. In another bowl, beat butter and sugar until pale and fluffy, 5 minutes. Beat in egg and vanilla, then add dry ingredients in two batches until incorporated.

3. Using a small ice cream scoop, scoop 1” balls onto prepared baking sheets. Press a thumbprint into center of each ball, 1/2” deep. Fill with a small spoonful of jam.

4. Bake until edges of cookies are golden, 13 to 14 minutes. Cool on baking sheets before serving.

RBS7079 said...

@Mark:

....whoa, Mark, Kyle's a vegetarian, and wants the B&B kids to eat 'naturally' sweet desserts / cakes, and yes, it was a bit reaching of Kyle to have them make their OWN, but it's all outta love...ha-HAA!!

...speaking of 'love'; that recipe looks mmm-mmm good, but "preheat
the oven at 350º"? ...ya lost me, kid! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ha-HAA!! My best bud's Husband is a chef, hope I can steal the recipe, and let him do the 'preheating'...you'll get your cut!! ha-HAA!

....Merry Xmas, bubby, CHOW! ; )

Unknown said...

I'm just glad the Drew has not learnt to wear clothes, but a jock, g-string or stark bollock naked would be my preferred choice.
hope Nick make a naked appearance, if not for xmas then news years eve ;) humm... now him & Drew nude around the B&B would be fun (can't beat a hairy guy, unless he asks real nice)

RBS7079 said...

@ Unknown:

...mmmm, Naked Hairy guys; One Track Minds, You and I..come sit by ME!! ; )

I think Nick needs to concentrate on getting that marriage certificate with Dave, before he walks around 'stark bollock' naked; Dave's not doin' too well in the polls again, so FINALLY getting married, would be a HUGE pick-me-up...wouldn't mind seeing a more scantily clad Nick..humm....ha-HAAA!!

...and, New Years' IS coming...maybe I'll whip up some cute storylines for 2019 to suggest to Greg, while we wait bated breath, to see if Jaime comes back for Brad..or, maybe a Naked Drew can drive us 'stark bollocks'...I knew I liked your post for a reason! ha-HAA!!

Merry Xmas, you, CHOW!

magickmagus said...
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magickmagus said...

Very subtle on the desserts, Kyle. Why don't you have a bad angel show up with devils food cake?

Made with dark sugar, heh, heh, heh!

You do know it was traditional on Christmas eve to tell ghost stories, don't you?

Have a merry one.